I hate when people screencap good tweets and put them on Tumblr without LINKING TO THE GODDAMN SOURCE.

I hate when people screencap good tweets and put them on Tumblr without LINKING TO THE GODDAMN SOURCE.

  • Bono: I love you.
  • Bono's Wife: Oh I love you back!
  • Bono: you what?
  • Bono's wife: I love you also, bono.
  • Bono: say it.
  • Bono's wife (grumbling): I love you too.
  • *the rest of U2 comes from behind the wall and starts playing Vertigo*
  • Bono's wife: I hate this and also everything.

magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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#MagnetosAway

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Free Real Estate

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Free Real Estate

Madden GIFerator just keeps delivering. (More of these here.)

Madden GIFerator just keeps delivering. (More of these here.)

(Source: spoopyfae)

(Click on the photo for full size.)

(Click on the photo for full size.)

ludditeandroid:

awkward-elevator:

Entire Nation Decides It Just Needs to Lie Down For a Moment

This week, y’all. This fucking week.

Well, I went almost a year and a half before needing to reblog this again.

(Source: awkward-elevator)

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newscatgif:

When a publisher wants to use my content for freegif via sassafrass-almighty

newscatgif:

When a publisher wants to use my content for free

gif via sassafrass-almighty

willzone:

COMIC CON 2014 EXCLUSIVE:  THE MAIN BAD GUY FROM PACIFIC RIM 2  REVEALED!

Twenty-two point five pounds of awesome.

willzone:

COMIC CON 2014 EXCLUSIVE:  THE MAIN BAD GUY FROM PACIFIC RIM 2  REVEALED!

Twenty-two point five pounds of awesome.

(Source: catgifsoup)

cracked:

Literally the comics.

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes)

johnrossbowie:

"Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."

johnrossbowie:

"Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."