genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Free Real Estate

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Free Real Estate

Madden GIFerator just keeps delivering. (More of these here.)

Madden GIFerator just keeps delivering. (More of these here.)

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ludditeandroid:

awkward-elevator:

Entire Nation Decides It Just Needs to Lie Down For a Moment

This week, y’all. This fucking week.

Well, I went almost a year and a half before needing to reblog this again.

(Source: awkward-elevator)

(Source: sizvideos)

newscatgif:

When a publisher wants to use my content for freegif via sassafrass-almighty

newscatgif:

When a publisher wants to use my content for free

gif via sassafrass-almighty

willzone:

COMIC CON 2014 EXCLUSIVE:  THE MAIN BAD GUY FROM PACIFIC RIM 2  REVEALED!

Twenty-two point five pounds of awesome.

willzone:

COMIC CON 2014 EXCLUSIVE:  THE MAIN BAD GUY FROM PACIFIC RIM 2  REVEALED!

Twenty-two point five pounds of awesome.

(Source: catgifsoup)

cracked:

Literally the comics.

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes)

johnrossbowie:

"Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."

johnrossbowie:

"Por favor, me llamo Juan. Señor One Dollar es mì padre."

I’m going to seal the contract soon!

(SOURCE: Boston Dance Party)

“There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
Somerset Maugham (via ellenkushner)

tastefullyoffensive:

Fruit Helmuts [weibo]

red flags

moopflop:

  • calling the legitimate anger of oppressed people “drama” or “hate”
  • referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”
  • referring to basic human empathy as “political correctness”
  • the childlike refusal to admit mistakes and throwing a literal tantrum
  • "it’s just my opinion"

This red flag though: referring to allocation of human rights as simply “politics”

The original version of this joke is HERE, made by Drew at Married to the Sea.

The original version of this joke is HERE, made by Drew at Married to the Sea.

(Source: unclefather)